SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Zombie Dances: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Ores Mined: 6461 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 305512 Dragon Scales Harvested: 225
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Gods Slained: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9423 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 123 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Crops Grown: 9903
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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