SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Gratopia

    Gratopia

    [1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HibiscusMC

    HibiscusMC

    Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HaxMC

    HaxMC

    HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Shaded

    Shaded

    Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Animals Bred: 29 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Hjonkcraft Servers

    Hjonkcraft Servers

    Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 685 Towns Built: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Arcadia

    Arcadia

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Haven Network

    Haven Network

    Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 147 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DN Network

    DN Network

    Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • United Lands

    United Lands

    United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BrokenThrone

    BrokenThrone

    Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Melon Cloud

    Melon Cloud

    Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Mantic Network

    Mantic Network

    We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Ores Mined: 9240
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Ruby

    Ruby

    Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Towns Built: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DraconityMC

    DraconityMC

    Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Potions Brewed: 85
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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