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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5541 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6052 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.
But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…