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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7700 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 5088 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.
But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…