Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Zombie Dances: 6
Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Animals Bred: 49
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 180 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Villages Defended: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 394 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dimension Hops: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Animals Bred: 105 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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