SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ores Mined:	1686	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9864	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	65
Magical Moments Shared:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2852

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	534
Crops Grown:	9697	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3424	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.