SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	3671
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2760
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Emeralds Found:	4234
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3415
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.