SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8375
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	354402	Farms Harvested:	788
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	2616	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9057
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3914
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ores Mined:	5491
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4819	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.