SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
New Chunks Explored:	14723	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	86

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	1498	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3299	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	193
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5983
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.