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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3621 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5608 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.
We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!