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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6847 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 8710 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.
We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!