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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2523 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1810 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!
So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
