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LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3923
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	155
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	152	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8914
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	5191	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4391	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Potions Brewed:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	2451
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	104
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6513
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Players:	101/300	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3