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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7576 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!