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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4692 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!