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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9659 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 506 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!