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So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly wild and wacky? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Towns Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	1508
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Potions Brewed:	62	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Emeralds Found:	9625
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	252
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8962
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.