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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4776 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 127 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
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