SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	967
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	3594
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1731	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	138
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	244	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	8

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	444
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8507
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	8393
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	158	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	553
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ores Mined:	3707	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	4835	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6512	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun