SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3064	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2144
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Kingdom of Light

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6993	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Discover Valon, an engaging SMP Minecraft server packed with Lands, mcMMO, Jobs, EliteMobs, and AngelChest! Dive into a rich and immersive world where you can stake your claim, develop unique abilities, explore exciting careers, challenge powerful mobs, and safeguard your valuable loot. Become a part of the Valon community and set off on an extraordinary journey!

kd.valon.gg

Mineage

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

mineage.net

CorbaWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

play.corba.world

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Votes:	4772	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

play.majnr.sk

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	76	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

mc.laboulangerie.net

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

play.lostminers.fun:25567

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

play.bandocraft.net:25575

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

LuckyMC.nl:4024

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

play.jozmc.com

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	110
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchantments Applied:	52
Dragon Eggs Found:	1724	New Chunks Explored:	381070
Divine Spears Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

144.217.29.208:25590

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

51.79.20.175:25650

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

play.crowtycraft.es

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

play.nolifesquad.com

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

play.myinstacraft.com

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Play.TheCoilMC.com