SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	6906
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7355	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Potions Brewed:	125	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9720	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4550	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	104

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Potions Brewed:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	7708	Potions Brewed:	75
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	130	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4609
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1330	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	140549	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	1671	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	295
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

mc.mineverso.com