SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9059
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	146
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	4911
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	807
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	448335	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	216	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Votes:	4637	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	160	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mines Excavated:	1087	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	9808

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9664	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	7601
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3442

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragons Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu