SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Emeralds Found:	7225	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	3258	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	8158
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Ores Mined:	8433
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crops Grown:	9366	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Votes:	3417
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1347	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Void Armor Forged:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	105

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	6848
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	1671	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
New Chunks Explored:	523383	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7238	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com