SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6450	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7645
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5118	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7696	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1877	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Void Armor Forged:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	682
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Towns Built:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ores Mined:	9458
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Votes:	9583	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3633
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Potions Brewed:	58
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com