SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	341
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.