SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4536

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Animals Bred:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Items Found:	6029
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	99	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	145	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5772	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.