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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 580 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6154 | Crops Grown: | 3242 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. Don’t worry, the cheese won’t attract any mice… maybe.
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off with nothing but a carrot on a stick. It’s a clucking good time!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Just make sure you bring plenty of emeralds if you want to trade with them… they have expensive taste.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. It was delicious, but a nightmare to clean up.
