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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching (except for the skeletons, they’re always watching).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who will trade you diamonds for cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond golem roommate).
So what are you waiting for? Drop whatever you’re doing, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. drops mic
