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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching (except for the skeletons, they’re always watching).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who will trade you diamonds for cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond golem roommate).
So what are you waiting for? Drop whatever you’re doing, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. drops mic
