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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and craziness! We’ve got players riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by a group of mischievous players who have a penchant for filling your house with llamas or turning your entire base into a giant cake. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep things interesting, like a gravity-defying block that turns everything upside down or a potion that makes you shrink to the size of an ant.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky player who’s trying to steal your diamonds while you’re not looking. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	5348
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	105737	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7396	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	102
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	4171
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	New Chunks Explored:	614260
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.