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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators you can hug, snoots you can boop, and a soundtrack that will have you grooving all day long.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of AI chatbots that will blow your mind, blender models that will make your jaw drop, and low poly models that will make you question reality itself.

And don’t even get me started on our mods – they’ll take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Want to beat Janet in a standoff? We’ll give you the tools to do it, no questions asked.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and see where it takes you. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3569	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ores Mined:	7361	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1722

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.