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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2220 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8805 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Magic Items Found: | 2441 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!