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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 544 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2340 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!