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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6705 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!