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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9270 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 292 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 584684 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!