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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8324 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?