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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4077 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 328 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1735 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3248 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
