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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 66 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
