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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6018 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
