SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	75
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

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HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	6774
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

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Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	5943	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	675
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

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Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	7947	Buildings Constructed:	27

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mines Excavated:	2684	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	0

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	845	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

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Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

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Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3294	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

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AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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