SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

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ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	57889	Dragon Eggs Found:	8181
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

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Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

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Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	888476	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

flawlessmc.com

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

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The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	8581
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	28

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

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TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Potions Brewed:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

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CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

org.cosmosmc.org

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	73
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

join.mineheroes.org

The Shack

LifeSteal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

the-shacks.net:25585

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

mc.survivalverse.net

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1325
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

andromedapvp.xyz

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

firevanilla.net:19132

MC Eternal by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

eternal.craftersland.net

Datblock

Creative, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	160
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	693

A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Play.datblock.com

Chunky Monkey

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

chunkymonkey.fun