SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1672
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

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MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9383	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

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Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
New Chunks Explored:	978194	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	3585

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	175	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Potions Brewed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9423	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1612	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	3386	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5531	Wilderness Tamed:	19

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	125
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6071
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimension Hops:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net