SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4487	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9350	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	71	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	116

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	265	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	83	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	7789
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	2909	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Void Armor Forged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594