SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7380
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	199
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

mofucraft.net

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

play.lokocraft.net

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

mc.noovlandia.xyz

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

redecypher.online:26070

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

solarnetwork.it

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Midgardsaga.nu

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

play.futuremc.org

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3093	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

play.pvpcharge.net

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

survi.land

The Tartarus Network

PvE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7860	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

mc.thetartarus.net

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	4900
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

terranova.dedimc.io

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	332

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

play.oakmc.net

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

play.chillzone.cc

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Zentrium.net:25750

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
New Chunks Explored:	791500	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

McBloof.aternos.me