SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7736
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Votes:	3589	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	499	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5793	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2103
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	300	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Holy Grails Found:	3

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net