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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4961 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5467 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.
Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!
