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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4967 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?