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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3161	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	807204
Farms Harvested:	292	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	966	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	4152	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8462
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crops Grown:	8434
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	132
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Emeralds Found:	501
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2298	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	385

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net