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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1528
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Votes:	5116
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	993
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Ores Mined:	7707	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	122
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	3220	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Emeralds Found:	2264

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	608
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mines Excavated:	2534
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2371	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

play.romanmc.net