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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runes Activated:	5

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7819	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	952
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Enchantments Applied:	230	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Items Found:	8111
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2166
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7667	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2973	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Star Shards Collected:	271	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz